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COVID19 Couch Crew EP

by RIOTBARD Productions

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    Profits from the COVID-19 Couch Crew EP go to Feeding America, a decidedly awesome and non-shitty charity that helps people stay fed across the USA while people are fuckin starving even though Jeff Bezos uh, exists

    sorry FA for all the swears. feedingamerica.org
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1.
You couldn’t put a price On a single human life At least that’s what we were led to believe Now we’ve got a decision - In this perfect 2020 vision Does it feel like a relief? So, what did you spend your 1200 bux on? What did you spend your 1200 bux on...? Scrolling past in my feed Now we got the technology to see Our real-time slow motion collapse Is it a necessary sacrifice To live and die to appease The Line? We’re flying blind, straight into a Snow Crash This is a new kind of war (600 more won’t settle the score) Can’t fuckin take no more (Spray paint this message across your door) Retaliation’s good (Now that it’s understood, you’re) Reverse robin hood Living is so expensive But life is fucking cheap Now that you know your value 1200 bux apiece So, what did you spend your 1200 bux on? What did you spend your 1200 bux on...?
2.
StirCrazy 02:51
StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy What’s going on tonight Pace the room a thousand times Nothing new in the land of you And it doesn’t feel safe to go outside StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy Every day just feels the same Binge TV and video games Walk around the block with nowhere to stop I guess this is some kind of life StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy (mental breakdown) StirCrazy StirCrazy StirCrazy
3.
Introverts 02:39
Unwilling introverts The isolation hurts Got no place to go Resigned to video Do you remember the outside? It feels like a past life Cracked a bottle at noon as a pastime To try and quiet my loud mind All of a sudden introverts The isolation hurts Another month of social hunger I watch it drag me under Now all the flaws are in the spotlight We can see all that’s wrong, but what we got right Was the connections over loud music and cold pints For now, your messages Will have to suffice Through hazy afternoons and Sleepless nights Here’s hoping someday soon It’s safe to stay in a crowded room And reunite Barely remember the outside It feels more and more like a past life Cracked a bottle at noon as a pastime To try and quiet my loud mind
4.
Mask 02:20
I got a mask, I got a mask Don’t got a fever Hope you don’t either I didn’t want this either Make me a believer That it’s safe to go where you ask I’m not going anywhere today Without my mask Sanitized all my skin away Soaked everything in cleaning spray I’m not going anywhere today Without my mask Too paranoid to head out my door Even to walk to the corner store Scrub your hands don’t touch your eyes Fingertips are cracked and dry When they say you’re essential it means inconsequential
5.
I’m too fucking fat for the apocalypse No self-control at all Despite every intention for insurrection I’d fall I’m too fucking fat for the apocalypse No cardio at all Despite any intention at insurrection I’d fall The Corona joined the game who knows if it’s here to stay Will I be stuck in place For another 100 days? So much junk food around Packing on the pounds Eating all my feelings Forcing this depression down How can it be fine when you lose all sense of time? Caffeine and alcohol Won’t calm my unsteady mood at all At all (louder opinions passed off as fact) (the only zombies i can see are wearing red hats) (breakdowns across a system that is stretched too thin) (don’t know what to do about the state i’m in) So I’m too fucking drunk for the apocalypse No self-control at all Despite any intention at insurrection And I'm way too fucking fat for the apocalypse No cardio at all Despite my well oiled pistol I’d fall I’d fall

about

Started out as a solo project.

Turned into a massive collaboration.

A frenetic punk album wrapped in pop hooks with elements of emo, 60s garage rock, and psychedelia that attempts to capture the isolation and paranoia from a year in quarantine during the COVID-19 era. And not a single song reaches the 3 minute mark.

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released May 7, 2021

R_I_O_T_B_A_R_D: (riot)guitars, (riot)lead vox, (riot)programming, curses, (riot)mixing, (riot)mastering, more curses but in front of a computer this time, (riot)bardery

special guests co-barding on this project:

Pinhead McFly - (riot)guitars on 1200 Bux, (riot)vox on 1200 Bux and Too Fat for the Apocalypse
pinheadmcfly.com

Joe Marsden - (riot)guitars on Stircrazy
jmarsdenmusic.com

Chris Weber - (riot)guitars on Too Fat for the Apocalypse

Ellie Maybe - (riot)backingVox on Introverts and Mask

Jeremy Gehler - (riot)groupVox on Introverts

Ryan "2 1/2 points from retail" Mooney - (riot)sax on Stircrazy and Mask

Joe "Joegolemb" Golemb - (riot)trumpet and (riot)backingVox on Mask

We Should Have Been DJs - (riot)groupVox on Introverts

4 Aspirin Morning - (riot)groupVox on Introverts

We Should Have Been DJs is:
(Mike Pellino, Erik Fredine, Drew Ferguson)
weshouldhavebeendjs.bandcamp.com

4 Aspirin Morning is:
(Chandon Vicarious, Ryan "2 1/2 points from retail" Mooney, Joe "Joegolemb" Golemb, Drew Ferguson, Jon "Mambo #5" Kussow, Joe Marsden)
the4am.bandcamp.com

Addl (riot)groupVox recording: Drew Ferguson

RIOTBARD logo by Bill Martin and RIOTBARD

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Garage punk, ska lover, ambient soundtrack producer, voice actor, video editor, sound engineer. Email for rates. RiotbardProductions@gmail.com

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