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Too Fat for the Apocalypse

from COVID19 Couch Crew EP by RIOTBARD Productions

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I’m too fucking fat for the apocalypse
No self-control at all
Despite every intention for insurrection
I’d fall
I’m too fucking fat for the apocalypse
No cardio at all
Despite any intention at insurrection
I’d fall

The Corona joined the game
who knows if it’s here to stay
Will I be stuck in place
For another 100 days?

So much junk food around
Packing on the pounds
Eating all my feelings
Forcing this depression down

How can it be fine
when you lose all sense of time?
Caffeine and alcohol
Won’t calm my unsteady mood at all
At all

(louder opinions passed off as fact)
(the only zombies i can see are wearing red hats)
(breakdowns across a system that is stretched too thin)
(don’t know what to do about the state i’m in)

So I’m too fucking drunk for the apocalypse
No self-control at all
Despite any intention at insurrection
And I'm way too fucking fat for the apocalypse
No cardio at all
Despite my well oiled pistol
I’d fall

I’d fall

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from COVID19 Couch Crew EP, released May 7, 2021

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